Hopper Girlie Show

Hopper Girlie ShowHopper Eleven a.m.Hopper East RiverHopper Don Quixote on Horseback
'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.A bit o' fresh meal will go down sweet!I'll try my teeth on thee now.Hee now! See now!I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;I've a mind to dine on thee now.'
But just as he thought his dinner was caught,He found his hands had hold of naught.Before he could mind, Tom slipped behindAnd gave him the boot to larn him.Warn him! Darn him!A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought,Would be the way to larn him.warning to us all!' laughed Merry. 'It is as well you used a stick, and not your hand, Strider!'‘Where did you come by that, Sam?' asked Pippin. 'I've never heard those words before.'Sam muttered something inaudible. 'It's out of his own head, of course,' said Frodo. 'I am learning a lot about Sam Gamgee on this journey. First he was a conspirator, now he's a jester
But harder than stone is the flesh and boneOf a troll that sits in the hills alone.As well set your boot to the mountain's root,For the seat of a troll don't feel it.Peel it! Heal it!Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,And he knew his toes could feel it.
came,And his bootless foot is lasting lame;But Troll don't care, and he's still thereWith the bone he boned from its owner.Doner! Boner!Troll's old seat is still the same,And the bone he boned from its owner!'Well, that's a