Tuesday 30 December 2008

Jack Vettriano The Perfectionist

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seconds the inertial forces held them flattened and squirming for breath, unable to move. Zaphod struggled and pushed in manic desperation and finally managed a savage kick at a small lever that formed part of the guidance system. The lever snapped off. The ship twisted sharply and rocketed upwards. The crew were hurled violently back across thethe deadly nuclear missiles do not eventually hit the ship. The safety of the crew is absolutely assured. "Impact minus twenty seconds, guys ..." "Then turn the bloody engines back on!" bawled Zaphod. "OK, sure thing, guysa subtle roar "When you walk through the storm ..." it whined nasally, "hold your head up high ..." Zaphod screamed at it to shut up, but his voice was lost in the din of what they quite naturally assumed was approaching destruction. cabin. Ford's copy of The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy smashed into another section of the control console with the combined result that the guide started to explain to anyone who cared to listen about the best ways of smuggling Antarean parakeet glands out of Antares (an Antarean parakeet gland stuck on a small stick is a revolting but much sought after cocktail delicacy and very large sums of money are often paid for them by very rich idiots who want to impress other very rich idiots), and the ship suddenly dropped out of the sky like a stone. It was of course more or less at this moment that one of the crew sustained a nasty bruise to the upper arm. This should be emphasized because, as had already been revealed, they escape otherwise completely unharmed and

Sunday 28 December 2008

T.Larson Full Bloom

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Fiorina was a valuable surrogate, on television and on the campaign trail, selling John McCain's economic proposals. But more than once she indulged in what might be called excessive straight talk, first voicing opinions on birth control that clashed with McCain's and later telling MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell that Sarah Palin was not qualified to run a major corporation.
Fiorina has already taken steps on the campaign trail will affect her future political ambitions.
Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean: Initially seen as a risky choice for chairman of the Democratic National Committee due to his volatile personality, Dean morphed into something of a bland partisan character during his time in Washington. His committee's fundraising numbers were often disappointing, but his 50-state strategy for party development is now seen as a success following the results of 2008.

Thursday 25 December 2008

Rivera Girl with Lilies

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There was a mood of immense excitement thrilling through all of them. Together and between them they had gone to and beyond the furthest limits of physical laws, restructured the fundamental fabric of matter, strained, twisted and broken the laws gasped, dazzled by sun and seemanship, as the Presidential speedboat zipped round the headland into the bay. It flashed and shone as it came skating over the sea in wide skidding turns. In fact it didn't need to touch the water at all, because it was supported on a hazy cushion of ionized atoms - but just for effect it was fitted with thin finblades which could be lowered into the water. They slashed sheets of water hissing into the air, carved deep gashes into the sea which swayed crazily and sank back foaming into the boat's the bay.of possibility and impossibility, but still the greatest excitement of all seemed to be to meet a man with an orange sash round his neck. (An orange sash was what the President of the Galaxy traditionally wore.) It might not even have made much difference to them if they'd known exactly how much power the President of the Galaxy actually wielded: none at all. Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it. Zaphod Beeblebrox was amazingly good at his job. The crowd

Tuesday 23 December 2008

Gockel Circle of Love II

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The note that had come with the apple lay on the desk: THE EYE IN THE APPLE? THE WATCHFUL WORM? THE WORM OF ORIGINAL SIN? DO WORDS HAVE ANY PURPOSE OTHER THAN CONFUSION?In this case, confusion was their sole purpose. The sixth object had [547] been the easiest to interpret, so the professor, whoever the hell he was, had confused the issue with distracting—and mocking—words.The eye in the apple is blue, the same color as the famous eyes of Charming Manheim. Not the eye in the apple. The apple of his eye.Not that good Fric was ever the apple of his father’s eye. He was the blind spot in his father’s eye, too often overlooked, never seen in the fullness of his character. In this instance, the sender of the black boxes had made an incorrect assumption. The Face himself was the apple of his own eye, and there could be no other.If you knew the in the black-sutured apple and the wonderful boy. Yet Ethan cursed himself for missing the clue.He pressed INTERCOM on the telephone keypad and then the line number for the security office at the back of the estate. “Pete? Ken? We might have a situation brewing.”No one answered.“Pete? Ken? Are you there?”

Sunday 21 December 2008

Craig Courtyard in Provence

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The search for Mick’s cash, the dismantling of his the removal of the pajamaed corpse would have to wait, however, until Aelfric Manheim had been snatched from the cozy lap of fame and imprisoned in the room currently occupied by Stinky Cheese Man. Corky would return here in twenty-four hours.Meanwhile, he active machines in the work rooms. Then he went through the house, top to bottom, to be sure that no electrical appliance would be left on that might death warrant when he’d sold out Trotter. In a fever of jealousy, sick for revenge, he had revealed to Corky the numerous fake identities that he had over the years created for Trotter. If he would betray any client, he might have one day betrayed Corky, too.Destroying the social order is lonely work.Corky stepped onto the front porch and locked the door with Mick’s key, which he had taken from a pegboard in the kitchen.overheat and start a small blaze, bringing the fire [450] department to these rooms before the trove of money had been located and while the corpse still waited to be discovered.In the living room again, Corky stood for a minute, watching the four-screen erotic contortions of the incomparable Janelle, before bringing darkness to the wall of writhing flesh. He wondered if Jack Trotter had taken advantage of her astonishing flexibility to fold her into a half-size grave and save himself some digging.With Mick now gone, both the Romeo and Juliet of porn were dead. Sad.Corky would have preferred not to kill Mick, but poor Mick had signed his own

Machado Afternoon in Studio

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estate, Manheim’s own boys?”“Two on the evening shift,” Corky said. “I know their routine. I’ve got that covered. What about That’s part of the package you’re buying from me. I checked out [441] the information you got from Ned Hokenberry, and Manheim still uses the same cell-service provider as before Hokenberry was fired.”Corky late or maybe come back early from vacation? If I shut them all down, there’s no chance anyone on that estate can dial nine-one-one. At the same time, service will be discontinued to those members of the staff who carry personal pagers.”Previously they had talked about the Internet and ways in which it could be used to issue a call for help.Anticipating Corky, Mick said, “Cable-direct Internet access from the said, “Two cellular units are used by the on-duty guards. A third goes everywhere with the security chief, Ethan Truman.”Mick nodded. “They’ll be shut down at eight-thirty along with the hard-wired phones. The couple that runs the estate The groundskeeper. None of them will be there tonight,” Corky noted. “It’s just Truman and the kid.”“You don’t want to take any chances, do you, that somebody might decide to work

Friday 19 December 2008

Bartolome Esteban Murillo Annunciation painting

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] “Ham,” said Fric, for this was a simple response that he could not screw up in the nine thousand ways that he could probably mangle the words peanut butter and jelly.“So you’re having a picnic, are you?” Mr. Devonshire asked, his left eye slowly good eye when talking to him. Right now, however, he wasn’t able to meet the porter’s good eye because he felt so guilty for lying; consequently, he found himself gazing stupidly at the amblyopic eye.To avoid embarrassing Mr. Devonshire and himself, he stared instead at the floor and said, “Yes, a picnic, just me, something different to do, you know, ummm, not the old routine.”“Where will you have your picnic?” Mr. Devonshire asked.“The Sounding surprised, Mr. Devonshire said, “In this rain?”Stupid, stupid, stupid.drifting out of alignment as though he expected to be able to look behind himself while simultaneously studying Fric.When the porter had first come to work at Palazzo Rospo, Fric had thought that he possessed an evil eye and could cast curses with a glance. Mrs. McBee had corrected this childish misapprehension and had suggested that he do some research.Fric now knew that Mr. Devonshire suffered from amblyopia. This was a little-known word. Fric liked knowing things that most people didn’t.Long ago Fric had learned to look at Mr. Devonshire’s

Thursday 18 December 2008

Henri Rousseau The Snake Charmer painting

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Hokenberry had-only two eyes of his own, but around his neck, on a pendant, hung the eye of a stranger.“I already told you twice how I got it.”“I just like to hear it,” Corky said. “You tell it so well. It tickles me.”Scrunching his face until he was Michael Jackson.”“—Michael Jackson back when he still was Michael Jackson if he ever really was,” Hokenberry agreed. “Anyway I had this three-week gig with ... My memory’s fuzzy about this. I think it was either the Eagles or could’ve been Peaches and Herb.”“Or it could’ve been the Captain and Tennille.”“Yeah, it could’ve been. One of them three acts. This crowd gets all jammed up, gonads gone nuclear, too much of some bad juice bein’ toked and poked that night.”resembled a Shar-Pei, Hokenberry considered the concept of himself as a raconteur, and he seemed to like it. “Twenty-five years ago, I started doin’ road security for rock groups, tour security. I don’t mean I planned it or managed it. That’s not my zone.”“You’ve always been just beef,” Corky said, anticipating him.“Yeah, I’ve always been just beef, been out front to intimidate the crazier fans, the totally wired meth freaks and PCP spongebrains. Been beef for Rollin’ Stones tours, Megadeth, Metallica, Van Halen, Alice Cooper, Meat Loaf, Pink Floyd—”“Queen, Kiss,” Corky added, “even for Michael Jackson when he still

Tuesday 16 December 2008

Gustav Klimt The Kiss (Le Baiser _ Il Baccio) painting

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Laputa accepted the shocking-pink plastic bag from Mr. Chung.He was aware that he evoked smiles from other customers, and he supposed that in his yellow-and-pink flamboyance, he must be the most cheerful-looking anarchist in the world.The bag bulged with containers of Chinese food, and Mr. Chung overflowed with good from Mr. Chung as often as three or four times a week.In a better world, instead of resorting repeatedly to Chinese takeout, he would have preferred to dine frequently in upscale restaurants. If an establishment offered fine cuisine and excellent service, however, there were invariably enough customers to ruin the experience.With but few exceptions, human beings were tedious, self-deluded bores. He could individually or in classroom situations [276] where he set the rules, but in crowds they were not conducive to the enjoyment of a good After changing into a comfortable Glen-plaid cashmere robe suitable to a drizzly December evening, Corky mixed a martini. Only a trace of vermouth, two olives.will. He effusively thanked Corky for his continuing patronage and wished him all the best that fortune had to offer.After a typically busy day in the pursuit of social collapse, Corky seldom found himself in the mood to make dinner. He got takeout

Friday 12 December 2008

Tamara de Lempicka Girl Sleeping painting

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Ethan had been a visitor lacking a personal gate-entry code, he would have pushed the intercom button on the post and would have announced himself to the guard in the security office at the back of the property. If the visitor was expected or was a family friend on the permanent-access list, the guard would open the gate from his command board.As he waited for the massive bronze barrier to roll out of the way, Ethan was under surveillance by the camera on the security post. Entering the property, he would be scrutinized through a repairman or deliveryman arriving in an enclosed van or truck, Ethan would have been asked to wait outside the gate until a security guard arrived. The guard would then look inside the vehicle to ensure that the driver was not, under duress, bringing any bad guys with him.Palazzo Rospo was not a fortress either by modern definition or by the moat-and-drawbridge series of tree-mounted cameras angled in such a manner as to reveal anyone who might be lying on the floor of the SUV to avoid detection.All videocams included night-vision technology that transformed the faintest moonlight into a revealing glow. A sophisticated bit of s filtered out most of the veiling and the distortion effects produced by falling rain, ensuring a clear real-time image on the security-office screens.Had he been a

Wednesday 10 December 2008

Frank Dicksee Portrait of Elsa painting

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After two winters of below-average rainfall, the climatological experts had warned that California was in for a long and disastrous dry [77] spell. As usual, the ensuing dire stories of drought, flooding the media, had proved to be sure predictors of don’t wave a badge, I won’t get past the doorstep, not as mean as I look.”“If you can’t, you can’t. That’s okay.”When the waitress arrived to ask if they wanted anything more, Hazard said, “I love those walnut mamouls. Give me six dozen to go.”“I like a man with a big appetite,” she said coyly.“You, young lady, I could gobble up in one bite,” Hazard said, eliciting from her a flush of erotic interest and a nervous laugh.a drowning deluge.The pregnant belly of the sky hung low and gray and fat, and water broke to announce the birth of still more water.“I guess what I want from you,” Ethan said at last, “is to take a look at the guy up close and tell me what you think of him.”As perceptive as ever, Hazard said, “You’ve already knocked on his door, haven’t you?”“Yeah. Pretended I’d come to see who lived there before him.”“He creeped you out. Something way different about him.”“You’ll see it or you won’t,” Ethan said evasively.“I’m a homicide cop. He’s not a suspect in any killing. How do I justify this?”“I’m not asking for an official visit.”“If I

Sunday 7 December 2008

Caravaggio The Annunciation painting

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Legolas stirred in his boat. `Nay, time does not tarry ever,' he said; `but change and growth is not in all things and places alike. For the Elves the world moves, and it moves both . Slow, because they do not count the waxed and waned in the world outside, while we tarried there. And yestereve a new moon came again. Winter is nearly gone. Time flows on to a spring of little hope.'The night passed silently. No voice or call was heard again across the water. The travellers huddled in their boats felt the changing of the weather. The air grew warm and very still under the great moist clouds that had floated up from the South and the distant seas. The rushing of the River over the rocks of the rapids seemed to grow louder and closer. The twigs of the trees above them began to drip.When the day came the mood of the world about them had become soft and sad. Slowly the dawn grew to a pale light, diffused and shadowless. There was mist on the River, and white fog swathed the shore; the far bank could not be seen.`I can't abide fog,' said running years, not for themselves. The passing seasons are but ripples ever repeated in the long long stream. Yet beneath the Sun all things must wear to an end at last.'`But the wearing is slow in Lórien,' said Frodo. `The power of the Lady is on it. Rich are the hours, though short they seem, in Caras Galadhon, where Galadriel wields the Elven-ring.''That should not have been said outside Lórien, not even to me,' said Aragorn. `Speak no more of it! But so it is, Sam: in that land you lost your count. There time flowed swiftly by us, as for the Elves. The old moon passed, and a new moon Sam; `but this seems to be a lucky one. Now perhaps

Friday 5 December 2008

Mary Cassatt Young Mother Sewing painting

Mary Cassatt Young Mother Sewing painting
gentle laugh. `But come, you shall look and see what you may. Do not touch the water! 'Sam climbed up on the foot of the pedestal and leaned over the basin. The water looked hard and dark. Stars were reflected in it.`There's only stars, as I thought,' he said. Then he gave a low gasp, for the stars went out. As if a dark veil had been withdrawn, the Mirror
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, Sam,' said Frodo. `Yet I hope very much that before we leave we shall see the Lady of the Elves again.'Even as he spoke, they saw, as if she came in answer to their words, the Lady Galadriel approaching. Tall and white and fair she walked beneath the trees. She spoke no word, but beckoned to them.Turning aside, she led them toward the southern slopes of the hill of Caras Galadhon, and passing through a high green hedge they
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flowers.Though that doesn't do them justice by a long road.'`No, I'll leave that to you, Sam. Or perhaps to Bilbo. But-well. I can't talk of it any more. I can't bear to think of bringing the news to him.'One evening Frodo and Sam were walking together in the cool twilight. Both of them felt restless again. On Frodo suddenly the shadow of parting had fallen: he knew somehow that the time was very near when he must leave Lothlórien.`What do you think of Elves now, Sam? ' he said. `I asked you the same question once before-it seems a very long while ago; but you
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Thursday 4 December 2008

Leonardo da Vinci Lady With An Ermine painting

Leonardo da Vinci Lady With An Ermine painting
morning then? ' said Gandalf. `It is as I said. The hunt is up! Even if we live to see the dawn, who now will wish to journey south by night with the wild wolves on his trail? ''How far is Moria? ' asked Boromir.`There was a door south-west of Caradhras, some fifteen miles as the crow flies, and maybe twenty as the wolf runs,' answered Gandalf grimly.'Then let us start as soon as it is light tomorrow, if we can,' said Boromir. 'The
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hobbits said nothing. Sam looked at Frodo. At last Frodo spoke. `I do not wish to go,' he said; `but neither do I wish to refuse the advice of Gandalf. I beg that there should be no vote, until we have slept on it. Gandalf will get votes easier in the light of the morning than in this cold gloom. How the wind howls! 'At these words all fell into silent thought. They heard the wind hissing among the rocks and trees, and there was a howling and wailing round them in the empty spaces of the night.Suddenly Aragorn leapt to his feet. 'How the wind howls! ' he cried. 'It is howling with wolf-voices. The Wargs have come west of the Mountains! ''Need we wait until

Tuesday 2 December 2008

Hopper Girlie Show

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'For a couple o' pins,' says Troll, and grins,'I'll eat thee too, and gnaw thy shins.A bit o' fresh meal will go down sweet!I'll try my teeth on thee now.Hee now! See now!I'm tired o' gnawing old bones and skins;I've a mind to dine on thee now.'
But just as he thought his dinner was caught,He found his hands had hold of naught.Before he could mind, Tom slipped behindAnd gave him the boot to larn him.Warn him! Darn him!A bump o' the boot on the seat, Tom thought,Would be the way to larn him.warning to us all!' laughed Merry. 'It is as well you used a stick, and not your hand, Strider!'‘Where did you come by that, Sam?' asked Pippin. 'I've never heard those words before.'Sam muttered something inaudible. 'It's out of his own head, of course,' said Frodo. 'I am learning a lot about Sam Gamgee on this journey. First he was a conspirator, now he's a jester
But harder than stone is the flesh and boneOf a troll that sits in the hills alone.As well set your boot to the mountain's root,For the seat of a troll don't feel it.Peel it! Heal it!Old Troll laughed, when he heard Tom groan,And he knew his toes could feel it.
came,And his bootless foot is lasting lame;But Troll don't care, and he's still thereWith the bone he boned from its owner.Doner! Boner!Troll's old seat is still the same,And the bone he boned from its owner!'Well, that's a

Monday 1 December 2008

Neiman Bengal Tiger

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his arms a great load of treasure: things of gold, silver, copper, and bronze; many beads and chains and jewelled ornaments. He climbed the green barrow and laid them all on top in the sunshine.There he stood, with his hat in his hand and the wind in his hair, and looked down upon the three hobbits, that had been laid on their backs upon the grass at the west side of the mound. Raising his right hand he said in a clear and with trinkets.'What in the name of wonder?' began Merry, feeling the golden circlet that had slipped over one eye. Then he stopped, and a shadow came over his face, and he closed his eyes. 'Of course, I remember!' he said. 'The men of Carn Dûm came on us at night, and we were worsted. Ah! the spear in my heart!' He clutched at his breast. 'No! No!' he said, opening his eyes. 'What am I saying? I have been dreamingcommanding voice:Wake now my merry tads! Wake and hear me calling!Warm now be heart and limb! The cold stone is fallen;Dark door is standing wide; dead hand is broken.Night under Night is flown, and the Gate is open!To Frodo's great joy the hobbits stirred, stretched their arms, rubbed their eyes, and then suddenly sprang up. They looked about in amazement, first at Frodo, and then at Tom standing large on the barrow-top above them; and then at themselves in their thin white rags, crowned and belted with pale gold, and jingling

Neiman Sweet Serve

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indeed!’ she answered, and her smile faded. ‘That would indeed be a burden,’ she added in a low voice, as if to herself. ‘The trees and the grasses and all things growing or living in the land belong each to themselves. Tom Bombadil is the Master. No one has ever caught old Tom walking in the forest, wading in the water, leaping on the hill-tops under light and shadow. He has no fear. Tom Bombadil is master.’A door opened and in came Tom Bombadil. He had now no hat and his thick brown hair was crowned with autumn leaves. He Is that enough for us? Is the supper ready?’‘It is,’ said Goldberry; ‘but the guests perhaps are not?’Tom clapped his hands and cried: ‘Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles!’He opened the door, and they followed him down a short passage and round a sharp turn. They came to a low room with a sloping roof (a penthouse, it seemed, built on to the north end of the houselaughed, and going to Goldberry, took her hand.‘Here’s my pretty lady!’ he said, bowing to the hobbits. ‘Here’s my Goldberry clothed all in silver-green with flowers in her girdle! Is the table laden? I see yellow cream and honeycomb, and white bread, and butter; milk, cheese, and green herbs and ripe berries gathered.

Caravaggio St. Francis in Ecstasy

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towards us when the song began. As soon as he heard the voices he slipped away.’‘What about the Elves?’ said Sam, too excited to trouble about the rider. ‘Can’t we go and see them?’‘Listen! They are coming this way,’ said Frodo. ‘We have only to wait.’ The singing drew nearer. One clear voice rose now above the others. It was singing in the fair elven-tongue, of which Frodo knew only a little, and the others knew nothing. Yet the sound blending with the melody seemed to shape itself in their thought into words which they only partly understood. This was the song as Frodo heard it:Snow-white! Snow-whiteAway shall fade! Fire and lamp, and meat and bread, And then to bed! And then to bed!The song ended. ‘And now to bed! And now to bed!’ sang Pippin in a high voice.‘Hush!’ said Frodo. ‘I think I hear hoofs again.’They slopped suddenly and corner there may waitA new road or a secret gate,And though we pass them