Thomas Kinkade Deer Creek CottageThomas Kinkade Cobblestone BridgeThomas Kinkade Clearing Storms
a pause. The Queen glanced around at her elves.
“They can’t fire,” said Granny. “And you wouldn’t want that, would you? So simple an end?”
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“You can’t be holding them! You have not that much power!”
“Do you want to died. Birds spiraled out of the sky Elves and humans alike dropped to the ground, clutching their heads.
And in Granny Weatherwax’s garden the bees rose out of their hives.
They emerged like steam, colliding with one another in their rush to get airborne. The deep gunship hum of the drones underpinned the frantic roars of the workers.
But, louder than the drones, was the piccolo piping of the queens.find out how much power I have, madam? Here, on the grass of Lancre?”She stepped forward. Power crackled in the air. The Queen had to step back.“My own turf?” said GrannyShe slapped the Queen again, almost gently.“What’s this?” said Granny Weatherwax. “Can’t you resist me? Where’s your power now, madam? Gather your power, madam!”“You foolish old crone!”It was felt by every living creature for a mile around. Small things
Friday, 24 April 2009
Thursday, 23 April 2009
Federico Andreotti Discretion, The Better Part Of Valour
Federico Andreotti Discretion, The Better Part Of ValourDirck Bouts ResurrectionDirck Bouts The Gathering of the MannaDirck Bouts The Meeting of Abraham and Melchizedek
Pratchett
Then it occurred to him that this wasn’t a proper activity for a martial artist, and he turned it into No. 19, the Flying Chrysanthemum Double Drop Kick.
After a while was iron all over the place, and Mum had been very definite about the iron.
Nevertheless...
He was methodical about it. He raised the drawbridge and dropped the portcullis and peered over the wall for good measure, but there was just the dusk and the night breeze.
He could feel the sound now. It seemed to be coming out of the stone, and had a saw-toothed edge to it that grated on his nerves.he realized that he had been hearing some-thing. It was vaguely rhythmical, and put him in mind of a grasshopper chirruping. It was coming from inside the castle.He turned carefully, keeping alert in case the massed armies of Foreign Parts tried to invade while his back was turned.This needed working out. He wasn’t on guard from things inside the castle, was he? “On guard” meant things outside. That was the point of castles. That’s why you had all the walls and things. He’d got the big poster they gave away free with Jane’s All the World’s Siege Weapons. He knew what he was talking about.Shawn was not the quickest of thinkers, but his thoughts turned inexorably to the elf in the dungeon. But that was locked up. He’d locked the door himself. And there
Pratchett
Then it occurred to him that this wasn’t a proper activity for a martial artist, and he turned it into No. 19, the Flying Chrysanthemum Double Drop Kick.
After a while was iron all over the place, and Mum had been very definite about the iron.
Nevertheless...
He was methodical about it. He raised the drawbridge and dropped the portcullis and peered over the wall for good measure, but there was just the dusk and the night breeze.
He could feel the sound now. It seemed to be coming out of the stone, and had a saw-toothed edge to it that grated on his nerves.he realized that he had been hearing some-thing. It was vaguely rhythmical, and put him in mind of a grasshopper chirruping. It was coming from inside the castle.He turned carefully, keeping alert in case the massed armies of Foreign Parts tried to invade while his back was turned.This needed working out. He wasn’t on guard from things inside the castle, was he? “On guard” meant things outside. That was the point of castles. That’s why you had all the walls and things. He’d got the big poster they gave away free with Jane’s All the World’s Siege Weapons. He knew what he was talking about.Shawn was not the quickest of thinkers, but his thoughts turned inexorably to the elf in the dungeon. But that was locked up. He’d locked the door himself. And there
Tuesday, 21 April 2009
Mark Spain Reflection
Mark Spain ReflectionMark Spain Pure EleganceMark Spain Only You
they’re called. Not called like ‘Cooee.’ Called inside people’s heads. It’s enough for people just to want them to be here.”
Verence waved his hands in the air.
“I’m still learning about monarchy,” he said. “I don’t understand this stuff.”
“You don’t have to understand. You’re a king. Listen. You know about weak places in the world? Where it joins other worlds?”
“No.”
“There’s one“Calling them. Attracting them.”
“Ah. So what do I do?”
“Just go on reigning. I think we’re safe. They can’t get through. I’ve stopped the girls, so there’ll be no more channeling. You keep this one firmly under lock and key, and don’t tell Magrat. No sense in worrying her, is there? Something came through, but I’m keeping an eye on it.” up on the moor. That’s why the Dancers were put up around it. They’re a kind of wall.”Terry Pratchett“But sometimes the barriers between worlds is weaker, see? Like tides. At circle time.”“Ah.”“And if people act stupidly then, even the Dancers can’t keep the gateway shut. ‘Cos where the world’s thin, even the wrong thought can make the link.”“Ah.”Verence felt the conversation had orbited back to that area where he could make a contribution.“Stupidly?” he said.
they’re called. Not called like ‘Cooee.’ Called inside people’s heads. It’s enough for people just to want them to be here.”
Verence waved his hands in the air.
“I’m still learning about monarchy,” he said. “I don’t understand this stuff.”
“You don’t have to understand. You’re a king. Listen. You know about weak places in the world? Where it joins other worlds?”
“No.”
“There’s one“Calling them. Attracting them.”
“Ah. So what do I do?”
“Just go on reigning. I think we’re safe. They can’t get through. I’ve stopped the girls, so there’ll be no more channeling. You keep this one firmly under lock and key, and don’t tell Magrat. No sense in worrying her, is there? Something came through, but I’m keeping an eye on it.” up on the moor. That’s why the Dancers were put up around it. They’re a kind of wall.”Terry Pratchett“But sometimes the barriers between worlds is weaker, see? Like tides. At circle time.”“Ah.”“And if people act stupidly then, even the Dancers can’t keep the gateway shut. ‘Cos where the world’s thin, even the wrong thought can make the link.”“Ah.”Verence felt the conversation had orbited back to that area where he could make a contribution.“Stupidly?” he said.
Monday, 20 April 2009
Mark Spain Burning Desire
Mark Spain Burning DesireMark Spain Blue Dress On GoldMark Spain After HoursMark Spain A Moment Of Tranquility
didn’t,” said Granny.
“But anyone could have done that,” said Magenta. ‘ “Yes, but that’s not the point,” said Granny. “The point is that you didn’t.” She smiled, which was unusual for her.
“Look, I don’t want to be nasty to you. You’re young. The
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world’s full of things you could be doing. You don’t want to be witches. Not if you knew what it means. Now just go away. Go dollars—“
The boom echoed through the woods.
Bits of hat lining zigzagged gently out of the sky.
Granny pointed her finger at the girls, who tried to lean out of the way.
“Now,” she said, “why don’t you go and see to your friend? She was beat. She probably ain’t very happy. That’s no time to go leaving people.”home. Don’t try the paranormal until you know what’s normal. Go on. Run along.”“But that’s just trickery! That’s what Diamanda said!You just use words and trickery—“ Magenta protested.Granny raised a hand.In the trees, the birds stopped singing.“Gytha?”Nanny Ogg gripped her own hat brim defensively.“Esme, listen, this hat cost me two whole
They still stared at her. Her finger seemed to fascinate them.
“I just asked you to go home. Perfectly reasonable voice.
didn’t,” said Granny.
“But anyone could have done that,” said Magenta. ‘ “Yes, but that’s not the point,” said Granny. “The point is that you didn’t.” She smiled, which was unusual for her.
“Look, I don’t want to be nasty to you. You’re young. The
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world’s full of things you could be doing. You don’t want to be witches. Not if you knew what it means. Now just go away. Go dollars—“
The boom echoed through the woods.
Bits of hat lining zigzagged gently out of the sky.
Granny pointed her finger at the girls, who tried to lean out of the way.
“Now,” she said, “why don’t you go and see to your friend? She was beat. She probably ain’t very happy. That’s no time to go leaving people.”home. Don’t try the paranormal until you know what’s normal. Go on. Run along.”“But that’s just trickery! That’s what Diamanda said!You just use words and trickery—“ Magenta protested.Granny raised a hand.In the trees, the birds stopped singing.“Gytha?”Nanny Ogg gripped her own hat brim defensively.“Esme, listen, this hat cost me two whole
They still stared at her. Her finger seemed to fascinate them.
“I just asked you to go home. Perfectly reasonable voice.
Friday, 17 April 2009
Cao Yong AFTERNOON TEA
Cao Yong AFTERNOON TEACao Yong cao yong Red Umbrella
before his eyes snapped open.Ridcully never wasted time on small talk. It was always large talk or nothing.“Yes, Archchancellor?” said the Bursar, glumly.The Archchancellor removed his hat.“What about this, then?” he demanded.“Um, um, um ... what, Archchancellor?”“This, man! This!”Close to panic, the Bursar stared desperately at the top of Ridcully’s head.“The what? Oh. The bald spot?”“I have not got a bald spot!”“Um, then—““I mean it wasn’t there yesterday!”“Ah. Well. Um.” At a certain point
Cao Yong WINDS OF LOVE
bottom of the stairs and shout:
“Bursaaar!”
l until the Bursar appeared.
In fact it happened so often that the Bursar, a natural neurovore,* frequently found that he’d got up and dressed himself in his sleep several minutes before the bellow. On this occasion he was upright and fully clothed and halfway to the door something always
snapped inside the Bursar, and he couldn’t stop himself. “Of
l He lived on his nerves.
before his eyes snapped open.Ridcully never wasted time on small talk. It was always large talk or nothing.“Yes, Archchancellor?” said the Bursar, glumly.The Archchancellor removed his hat.“What about this, then?” he demanded.“Um, um, um ... what, Archchancellor?”“This, man! This!”Close to panic, the Bursar stared desperately at the top of Ridcully’s head.“The what? Oh. The bald spot?”“I have not got a bald spot!”“Um, then—““I mean it wasn’t there yesterday!”“Ah. Well. Um.” At a certain point
Cao Yong WINDS OF LOVE
bottom of the stairs and shout:
“Bursaaar!”
l until the Bursar appeared.
In fact it happened so often that the Bursar, a natural neurovore,* frequently found that he’d got up and dressed himself in his sleep several minutes before the bellow. On this occasion he was upright and fully clothed and halfway to the door something always
snapped inside the Bursar, and he couldn’t stop himself. “Of
l He lived on his nerves.
Thursday, 16 April 2009
James Jacques Joseph Tissot Too Early
James Jacques Joseph Tissot Too EarlyJames Jacques Joseph Tissot Hide and SeekMartin Johnson Heade Orchids and Hummingbird
glanced at the deacon. Not Cenobiarch yet, so uncrowned. Among the Iams and bishops standing uncertainly in the open doorway, his bald head gleamed in the morning light.
"Come on, then," said Urn.
"Come on what?"
"We can rush Brutha's going to die anyway. But this way it'll mean something. People don't understand, really understand, about the shape of the universe and all that stuff, but they'll remember what Vorbis did to a man. Right? We can make Brutha's death a symbol for people, don't you see?"
Urn stared at the distant figure of Brutha. It was naked, except for a loin-cloth.
"A symbol?" he said. His throat was dry.
"It has to be."the steps and save him!""There's more of them than there are of us," said Simony."Well, haven't there always been? There's not magically more of them than there are of us just because they've got Brutha, are there?"Simony grabbed his arm."Think logically, will you?" he said. "You're a philosopher, aren't you? Look at the crowd!"Urn looked at the crowd."Well?""They don't like it,." Simon turned. "Look,
glanced at the deacon. Not Cenobiarch yet, so uncrowned. Among the Iams and bishops standing uncertainly in the open doorway, his bald head gleamed in the morning light.
"Come on, then," said Urn.
"Come on what?"
"We can rush Brutha's going to die anyway. But this way it'll mean something. People don't understand, really understand, about the shape of the universe and all that stuff, but they'll remember what Vorbis did to a man. Right? We can make Brutha's death a symbol for people, don't you see?"
Urn stared at the distant figure of Brutha. It was naked, except for a loin-cloth.
"A symbol?" he said. His throat was dry.
"It has to be."the steps and save him!""There's more of them than there are of us," said Simony."Well, haven't there always been? There's not magically more of them than there are of us just because they've got Brutha, are there?"Simony grabbed his arm."Think logically, will you?" he said. "You're a philosopher, aren't you? Look at the crowd!"Urn looked at the crowd."Well?""They don't like it,." Simon turned. "Look,
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Joseph Mallord William Turner Rainbow
Joseph Mallord William Turner RainbowJoseph Mallord William Turner Moonlight A Study at MillbankJohn Singer Sargent The Daughters of Edward Darley BoitJohn Singer Sargent Paul Helleu Sketching with his Wife
peered out of the window. The red light was coming from fires all over Ephebe, but there was one huge glow over the Library.
"Guerrilla activity," said Om. "Even the slaves are fighting. Can't understand why. You think they'd jump at the chance to be revenged on their masters, eh?"
"I suppose a slave in Ephebe has the chance to be free," said Brutha.
There was a hiss from the other end of the shed, and a metallic, whirring noise. Brutha heard Urn say, "There! I told you. Just. You're right. Illustrating the principle of reaction. I never asked Urn to build a big one. This is what comes of thinking with your hands."
"I took it round the lighthouse one night last week," said Urn. "No problems at all."
"Ankh-Morpork is a lot further than that," said Simony.
"Yes, it is five times further than the distance between Ephebe and Omnia," said Brutha solemnly. "There was a scroll of maps," he added.
Steam rose in scalding clouds from the whirring ball. Now he was closer, Brutha could see that a block in the tubes. Lets get some more fuel in."Brutha tottered towards the group.They were clustered round a boat. As boats went, it was of normal shape-a pointed end in front, a flat end at the back. But there was no mast. What there was, was a large, coppercolored ball, hanging in a wooden framework toward the back of the boat.There was an iron basket underneath it, in which someone had already got a good fire going.And the ball was spinning in its frame, in a cloud of steam."I've seen that," he said. "In De Chelonian Mobile. There was a drawing.""Oh, it's the walking Library," said Didactylos. "Yes
peered out of the window. The red light was coming from fires all over Ephebe, but there was one huge glow over the Library.
"Guerrilla activity," said Om. "Even the slaves are fighting. Can't understand why. You think they'd jump at the chance to be revenged on their masters, eh?"
"I suppose a slave in Ephebe has the chance to be free," said Brutha.
There was a hiss from the other end of the shed, and a metallic, whirring noise. Brutha heard Urn say, "There! I told you. Just. You're right. Illustrating the principle of reaction. I never asked Urn to build a big one. This is what comes of thinking with your hands."
"I took it round the lighthouse one night last week," said Urn. "No problems at all."
"Ankh-Morpork is a lot further than that," said Simony.
"Yes, it is five times further than the distance between Ephebe and Omnia," said Brutha solemnly. "There was a scroll of maps," he added.
Steam rose in scalding clouds from the whirring ball. Now he was closer, Brutha could see that a block in the tubes. Lets get some more fuel in."Brutha tottered towards the group.They were clustered round a boat. As boats went, it was of normal shape-a pointed end in front, a flat end at the back. But there was no mast. What there was, was a large, coppercolored ball, hanging in a wooden framework toward the back of the boat.There was an iron basket underneath it, in which someone had already got a good fire going.And the ball was spinning in its frame, in a cloud of steam."I've seen that," he said. "In De Chelonian Mobile. There was a drawing.""Oh, it's the walking Library," said Didactylos. "Yes
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